Let’s be honest… if your dog had their own wallet and could walk into Doghouse solo, things would get out of hand VERY quickly 😅
No budget.
No portion control.
No “maybe just one treat today.”
Just pure chaos.
So we decided to imagine exactly what would happen…
🐕 The Power Walk Entrance
They don’t walk in calmly.
Oh no.
They BURST through the door like they’ve been thinking about this moment all week.
Nose on. Tail wagging. Eyes locked on the treat wall.
No hello. No eye contact with staff.
Straight to business.
🦴 The Treat Wall Situation
“Excuse me, I’ll take one of everything.”
Your dog isn’t browsing… they’re speed-running the entire wall.
- Venison tails? Add to cart.
- Goat trotters? Obviously.
- Kangaroo legs? Don’t even question it.
- Something furry and slightly confronting? YES PLEASE.
And the logic?
👉 “If it smells questionable, it’s probably delicious.”
🛒 The Decision Making Process (or lack of)
There is no “hmm maybe I’ll try something new.”
Nope.
It’s more like:
👉 “I’ll take 14 of my favourites and ALSO 6 things I’ve never had before just in case they’re incredible.”
Variety? Important.
Self-control? Non-existent.
😈 The Negotiation Tactics
If Doghouse dogs could talk, you’d hear things like:
- “Mum said I could.”
- “It’s for my gut health.”
- “The lady here recommended it.”
- “I’ve had a really hard day (I saw a leaf move).”
Manipulation level: expert
🐾 The Checkout Moment
This is where things get tense.
Because suddenly…
👉 The human reappears.
And starts saying ridiculous things like:
- “That’s enough”
- “You don’t need that many”
- “Put the kangaroo leg back”
Rude.
Unnecessary.
Emotionally damaging.
💭 What They’d REALLY Go Home With
If left unsupervised, your dog would leave with:
- A full bag of natural, dehydrated treats
- Something long-lasting to chew immediately
- Something stinky to enjoy on your clean rug
- And absolutely zero regrets
❤️ The Reality?
They might not be able to shop on their own…
But every time you walk into Doghouse, that’s exactly how they feel.
Excited.
Overstimulated.
And VERY ready to try something delicious.
🐕 Ready to Let Your Dog “Choose”?
Next time you’re in-store, let them sniff out their favourites and build their own treat stash 🦴
Or if you’re shopping online, just ask yourself:
👉 “What would my dog pick if I wasn’t here?”